Top 10 Inappropriately Named Cocktails

Part of the charm of a fascinating mixed drink is a captivating name. At times, notwithstanding, mixologists can get out of hand making drinks that are basically un-orderable (no self-regarding developed man would be seen dead requesting a “Screaming Orgasm” in a packed bar).

One more area of disarray is misdirecting names, similar to the Long Island Iced Tea, which has no tea in it whatsoever.

Here is a rundown of a portion of the more freakish or confusingly named mixed drinks around. We might want to think this will reveal some insight into a portion of the additional deceptive names out there, and furthermore it could make circumstances somewhat less off-kilter when your companion orders “Sex with an Alligator” at the bar.

Adios, Motherfucker:

Adios Drink

You would definitely have courage to order this cocktail loudly in a crowded bar. No disrespect to the drink itself, but the name is too strong to even say it if you are some shy-type of guy.

Nevertheless, this drink is a variation to the Long Island Iced Tea and is definitely strong by itself.

To get the AMF drink recipe, read here.

Liquid Marijuanas Shot:

Liquid Marijuana Shot

This cocktail is electric green in color and resembles the color of the notorious drug leaves, or whatever you call it. Liquid Marijuanas shot is equally strong and definitely has the potential to make your day or night colorful and fun.

For the recipe of liquid marijuanas shot, read here.

Sex with an Alligator:

Sex With An Alligator

No one would do that physically, with an alligator, in real life. But this drink is so intriguing that it made the bartender name it this way. Only god knows why he named it this way.

Nevertheless, the cocktail itself is super looking and fun to make and funnier to drink.

Ingredients: Melon Liqueur, Chambord, Jagermeister, Sweet  & Sour mix.

Lick my P*ssy Shot:

Lick My P*ssy Shot

What is it with these names? Why do they have to be so awkward? But let me tell you – forget these names? Try making them and drinking them, you will just fall in love with them.

Ingredients: Coconut Rum, Melon Liqueur, Pineapple Juice, Grenadine

The Pornstar:


What a straight hit to the name? I would definitely order this one for its name but I am quite bemused at people ordering this one so many times. Possibly for its taste

Ingredients: Vanilla Vodka, Passion Fruit Liqueur, Passion Fruit Puree, Prosecco

Sex in the City:

Sex In The City

Not related to the popular Series/Movie franchise other than its name, this cocktail looks beautiful and tastes even better. A definitive favorite for your girlfriends and a great addition to the night parties with girl friends or girl’s night out.

Ingredients: Silver Tequila, Passion Fruit Liqueur, Simple Syrup, Fresh Lime Juice

Alien Nipple:

Alien Nipple

A twist to the Buttery Nipple shot, this intriguingly named cocktail is a layered drink with three ingredients and the taste is just outstanding. 

Ingredients: Butterscotch Schnapps, Melon Liqueur, Irish Cream

Fuzzy Navel:

Fuzzy Navel

Do not be misdirected by the name. This drink is actually pretty decent and very very easy to make – with just two ingredients. All you need to do is add ⅔ parts with Peach Schnapps and ⅓ with Orange Juice and you get the drink ready.

Ingredients: Peach Schnapps, Orange Juice

D*ck Sucker:

Dick Sucker

Do not get suggestive with this cocktail name, and if you do, then I am not responsible. The person who named this drink is.

D*ck Sucker cocktail is very intense and bubbling and is a great drink to add it into your party list.

Ingredients: Pear Vodka, Blueberry Schnapps, Soda Water, Lemon Lime Soda


1-900 Fuk Me UP

This one is a cocktail with a long list of ingredients and a great fruity tasting one. Though the name is funny and weird, the drink will definitely give you the high that the name is intended to give.

Ingredients: Absolut Kurant, Grand Marnier, Raspberry Liqueur, Midori, Malibu Rum, Amaretto, Cranberry Juice, Pineapple Juice